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Cupsey is out-earning the entire WNBA

One SpongeBob-shaped Solana degen. One ~~professional basketball league~~. Live PnL from kolscan, real payroll data from Spotrac, and one all-time interview answer.

$CNBA $0 realized 0 SOL bag WNBA · $91M 144 players

Cupsey dunking on A'ja Wilson, Caitlin Clark, Angel Reese, Sabrina Ionescu, and Breanna Stewart — Fig. 1 · The specimen. One degen, five all-stars.

The interview · Aug 1, 2026 · 67.4K views

Rasmr, asking a fair question "You made $21M, which is more than the entire WNBA made in a year. Do you plan on setting aside some of those profits for women's resources, charities or foundations to support young women?"

Cupsey, without hesitation "Hell no."

Source: @Jackkk on X · via @Cupseyy

Posterized · Vol. 1

Roll call of the fallen

Photo evidence of Cupsey posterizing three of the WNBA's top-paid players. Individually.

Cupsey posterizing A'ja Wilson (Las Vegas Aces #22) — Fig. 2 · A'ja Wilson (LAS #22) — $250,000/yr

Cupsey posterizing Caitlin Clark (Indiana Fever #22) — Fig. 3 · Caitlin Clark (IND #22) — $78,066/yr

Cupsey posterizing Angel Reese (Chicago Sky #5) — Fig. 4 · Angel Reese (CHI #5) — $73,439/yr

WINNING

Cupsey

@Cupseyy · kolscan

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MISMATCH

DOWN BAD

The WNBA

13 teams · ~144 players · 2026

Total league payroll

~$91,000,000

Split across 144 pro athletes · Spotrac

Avg salary

$600,000

Top earner

A'ja Wilson

Her salary

$1,666,667

League min

$300,000

Team cap

$7,000,000

Cupsey vs top earner

12.6x

The gap · one degen vs one league

Cupsey earns $1,000,000/mo
solo. WNBA earns $4,167 per player.

$1,000,000/mo · CUPSEY

$4,167 · WNBA avg

Cupsey: ~$1M/month solo vs WNBA: $91M ÷ 12 months ÷ 144 players = $4,167 per player

Solana degen
out-earning

144

Professional
WNBA players

35x

Cupsey's per-person
vs WNBA's per-person

Set aside for
"women's resources"

Live degen stream.

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Cupsey's trades.

Last 24h · pump.fun

Session tally.

Realtime · $USD

Cupsey · this session

+$0

0 trades this session

WNBA · avg player · this session

+$0

at $600k/yr

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The WNBA roster.

Top 25 highest paid · 2026
All below Cupsey

Ranked in a single leaderboard. Cupsey's cited $21M career sits at the top; every WNBA salary listed below is at least 12× smaller than what he cited. This is real Spotrac payroll data — not made up.

Rank

Player

Team

Position

Earnings

CUPSEY

One Solana Degen

DEGEN

$21,000,000

CITED · KOLSCAN

⚡ The court's verdict ⚡

One SpongeBob-shaped Solana degen earns more than a fifth of what the entire WNBA pays 144 professional athletes.

Asked if he'd give any of it back to help young women, he said:

HELL NO.

Case #2026-CUPS · Court in perpetual session · Data via kolscan & Spotrac